http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/ Variedades, entretenimento, piadas, regionalismo, vídeos, imagens, ditados, celebridades, BBB, mulheres, dicionários, cretinices em geral Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:04:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-50968 vIKa Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:19:08 +0000 http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-50968 i liket all this thing....are very nice.... i liket all this thing….are very nice….

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]]> http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-48931 Rants and Rambles: Cool Inventions! Not all practical though. Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:03:13 +0000 http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-48931 [...] I love coming across strange things. Has lots to do with the inherent strangeness within me, previously discussed on this online space.CHECK this stuff OUT.If you are working in the restaurant industry and you are sick and tired of your incompetent waiters and waitresses, this tray is for you.Ok this is something of a stupid invention. Like people want other people to know the circumference of their hips and/or waist. Right. Still, it looks cool. If somewhat an aberration of fashion.I think it's the lime-green colour that appeals to me most about this one. Oh who am I kidding, this is a cool ladder. If I had this ladder, I'd climb it every day. Every day, I tell you. Probably several times a day too.This is GREAT for people with OCD tendencies, who are anal about how they make their bed! Kinda like my grandma! She still flips the mattress every day. And you people wonder why I'm strange. Ha.If you had this lamp, your kid too will look this happy when he/she wakes up. Comes with the blooming lamp. I, on the other hand, would FREAK to have this over my head while I slept, but whatever. Whatever gets ya goin', I guess.Everything penguin related is cool. Wait. This is a penguin, isn't it? Besides, who doesn't want to save a few seconds of their day dunking their teabag until their tea is just right? (WHO THINKS THESE THINGS UP!?!?) Still, if you like egg timers, this might appeal to you. I just want a pet penguin. Too bad I kill living organisms and hence can't have pets or plants around me :(I like my shoes where I can see them, so I can wish them good morning with the dawn of every day, and bid them good night when my bed beckons. So this storage option isn't for me. However, you have to admit it's one of the most practical ones on here, no?This just may be my favourite. I mean, this is much easier to use in the shower than the empty bodywash bottle I am currently using as my makeshift microphone. And don't tell me you don't sing in the shower. I don't believe you. Everyone harbours secret Rock Star Wannabe dreams that they can only live out in the shower. What? Not everyone, you say? WHAT??I love this one - it gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. I distinctly recall a time now too long ago when owning an umbrella like this would have been ideal and very practical. Hhhmmm. I wonder how this umbrella folds up? Anyway, I want this one, I really do, and I wanna walk around under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.Toasters in the shape of teapots? Oh, now why didn't HAL think of this INCREDIBLY practical and AMAZING invention? No seriously, I don't get this one. Is it just supposed to serve an aesthetic purpose, then?Yeah. Ok. This one like totally makes sense like. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!? You're that constipated? Seriously?!?!?!I would give my right arm for this bed. I kid you not. I mean, just think of the jumping possibilities. This just may be better than the giant trampoline I am secretly coveting. I want this bed like you would not even believe.I think this is one of the best, and most practical AND usable, inventions in this list, don't you? I would use this for sure, especially since I'm known for always posing the same way in pictures. I really like this one - I wonder if I can order it from somewhere?This is a great one if you care about the environment and feel guilty every time you use a tissue to hold the cookies that you must invariably dunk in your hot beverage. Because of course, why would you use a plate that your lazy ass would have to wash afterwards?? Still, this one doesn't appeal to me as much. Because, I mean, WHAT ABOUT THE CRUMBS?!?!?!?!?!?!?(H/T) [...] [...] I love coming across strange things. Has lots to do with the inherent strangeness within me, previously discussed on this online space.CHECK this stuff OUT.If you are working in the restaurant industry and you are sick and tired of your incompetent waiters and waitresses, this tray is for you.Ok this is something of a stupid invention. Like people want other people to know the circumference of their hips and/or waist. Right. Still, it looks cool. If somewhat an aberration of fashion.I think it’s the lime-green colour that appeals to me most about this one. Oh who am I kidding, this is a cool ladder. If I had this ladder, I’d climb it every day. Every day, I tell you. Probably several times a day too.This is GREAT for people with OCD tendencies, who are anal about how they make their bed! Kinda like my grandma! She still flips the mattress every day. And you people wonder why I’m strange. Ha.If you had this lamp, your kid too will look this happy when he/she wakes up. Comes with the blooming lamp. I, on the other hand, would FREAK to have this over my head while I slept, but whatever. Whatever gets ya goin’, I guess.Everything penguin related is cool. Wait. This is a penguin, isn’t it? Besides, who doesn’t want to save a few seconds of their day dunking their teabag until their tea is just right? (WHO THINKS THESE THINGS UP!?!?) Still, if you like egg timers, this might appeal to you. I just want a pet penguin. Too bad I kill living organisms and hence can’t have pets or plants around me :(I like my shoes where I can see them, so I can wish them good morning with the dawn of every day, and bid them good night when my bed beckons. So this storage option isn’t for me. However, you have to admit it’s one of the most practical ones on here, no?This just may be my favourite. I mean, this is much easier to use in the shower than the empty bodywash bottle I am currently using as my makeshift microphone. And don’t tell me you don’t sing in the shower. I don’t believe you. Everyone harbours secret Rock Star Wannabe dreams that they can only live out in the shower. What? Not everyone, you say? WHAT??I love this one - it gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. I distinctly recall a time now too long ago when owning an umbrella like this would have been ideal and very practical. Hhhmmm. I wonder how this umbrella folds up? Anyway, I want this one, I really do, and I wanna walk around under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.Toasters in the shape of teapots? Oh, now why didn’t HAL think of this INCREDIBLY practical and AMAZING invention? No seriously, I don’t get this one. Is it just supposed to serve an aesthetic purpose, then?Yeah. Ok. This one like totally makes sense like. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!? You’re that constipated? Seriously?!?!?!I would give my right arm for this bed. I kid you not. I mean, just think of the jumping possibilities. This just may be better than the giant trampoline I am secretly coveting. I want this bed like you would not even believe.I think this is one of the best, and most practical AND usable, inventions in this list, don’t you? I would use this for sure, especially since I’m known for always posing the same way in pictures. I really like this one - I wonder if I can order it from somewhere?This is a great one if you care about the environment and feel guilty every time you use a tissue to hold the cookies that you must invariably dunk in your hot beverage. Because of course, why would you use a plate that your lazy ass would have to wash afterwards?? Still, this one doesn’t appeal to me as much. Because, I mean, WHAT ABOUT THE CRUMBS?!?!?!?!?!?!?(H/T) [...]

]]> http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-48810 thetruth Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:53:29 +0000 http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-48810 perhaps you should credit these pictures, so these idiots don't believe that they're your ideas. perhaps you should credit these pictures, so these idiots don’t believe that they’re your ideas.

]]> http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-46782 Joe from Ireland Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:42:21 +0000 http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2008/01/14/invencoes-patenteadas/#comment-46782 Inspirational!! :-) Inspirational!!

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